Monday, October 09, 2006

Oh, our superman

As most of us have known, the job scope for floorball committee members include:
1) sending emails to the team every week
2) risk getting shot in the balls by bastards like mr. emo #2 while asking people to keep the balls to play game
3) waste money by sending sms-es to remind people to turn up for matches
4) getting blamed for no floorball trip, no floorball t-shirt, no floorball team
dinner, no
subsidies for World University Games etc
5) having to turn up for every training unless you're self-proclaimed captain marvel

... and the list goes on.

In these desperate times, especially with the appointment of captain marvel and manager
sprinter, who seem to have manipulate their superpowers to develope nondescript ways to dodge arrows and bullets shot in their way, one man has stood out and bit the bullet which others have dodged.

He is non other than our v.capt, mr. chui. First to step foot onto the battlegrounds and the last to leave, he is definitely our superman in disguise (and a good guise too.)

Like superman falling for Lois Lane, this superman has fallen deep too. The lucky girl is none other than her slightly superior female counterpart, the wonderwoman.

Under intense pressure from the mass (MSN) media, superman cracked and announced publicly:

QUOTE
superman~ Anyone took a Fila stickbag with Canadian stick inside... n left behind a Karhu stickbag by mistake??? says:
and wonderwoman likes me

superman ~ Captain SW loves Mass Chats says:
yah den we can get tgt

superman ~ Captain SW loves Mass Chats says:
and get married

superman ~ Captain SW loves Mass Chats says:
and have kids

superman ~ Captain SW loves Mass Chats says:
and set up a floorball team
UNQUOTE

Looks like the Sky High will need to start building a floorball court soon.

From us here at yongsongremembertobuybread, we wish superman and wonderwoman all the best!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Sayadi being modest

me says:
now not only am i skillful, im fi and fast

me says:
practically speaking, still not as good as kenny ah

me says:
somewhere near harjit singh standard

Friday, April 21, 2006

Happy Birthday


Today (21 April 2006) is Yong Song's 25th bday. Please give him a call @ 93639824 or drop him an email @ pang_yongsong@hotmail.com to wish him a happy birthday. Be nice, he might know your mother.

Peace.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Quotable Quotes

after a long hiatus, when our big hansum friend is busy with FYP, finally an update

season ended abruptly today but this quotable quotes certainly make up for it !

before the game

SUMO = shut up move on - weewee

then " its easier to connect the dots backwards" from our resident mr emo, floorball jock(almost),national team star, PE teacher

Surprisingly , not one drop of tear was shed today among our 3 " most emotional" contestants

maybe we shall hafta scrap the competition after all !


*any time u need to check rule book , pls approach NUS no 8. He keeps the rule book PLUS amendments in his bag * knocks head agaisnt wall *

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Hansum !!



This picture is to prove that my good friend Mr Sayadi was not lying when he said he was thin last time.

SALUTE

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Brokeback Mountain


As many already know, our team is full of emotions and it's good to always be in touch with them. Yongsong Remember To Buy Bread (YSRTBB) has taken the liberty to rank the top 3 emo guys of the team.

Due to sensitivity reasons we have decided to only mention the jersey numbers.

Coming in third, we have our very own NUS No. 8. He may look like Peter Crouch but he sure has a big heart. Initially we only listed 2 nominees for this award but No.8 cried himself into our hearts after the IVP semis... "I wanted to win it for the graduating seniors..." Oh what a love there...

The top two have been nominated but the title is still up for grabs. Let us take a look at our first nominee for the title. Our very own NUS No.15... What have we not said about him... he is the epitome of emotions... We have been victims of his outburts..."FORGET THE FYP!!" incident, the "Touch your heart and ask yourself if you have done your best speech" and the "If you think it is a one person game, then play badminton"... This man can make us believe that we can actually beat Sweden. He is the King.

Feeling his way close behind him, we have NUS No.14...The pretender to the throne... A newcomer to the songs of the heart, this young man displays emotions which could make people like Leonard weep...by the way, Leonard is a MAN cos he took part in biatholon.

Now to decide who will be crowned Mr NUS Emotional, NUS No. 13 co-founder of YSRTBB, also known as Kenny's friend has suggested the ultimate test....make NUS No. 15 and No.14 watch Brokeback Mountain together and the person who cries first, will be hailed as THE KING....


p.s. No. 13 and No.25 have made improvements in their relationship as they have added each other in Friendster and No.13 has even thought of writing a testimonial for No.25....Oh, what a love....

Manhunt

Finally, after weeks of anticipation, and numerous requests by our faithful readers, we have updated our blog.

"Eh how come no update one ah your blog? I put it in my favourites folder lah...I everytime refresh no update one...write something lei...."

--An msn message from our number 1 reader, Dennis No.11 man.

After much debate, discussions and touching of hearts, we have decided to put up the poster of our very own resident heartthrob in the 2006 Manhunt Singapore.

He is none other than contestant M1, Sim How Chong...
  • Trainee teacher
  • National floorballer
  • Emotional coach

Stats:

Influence : 20

Acceleration:20

Speed: 20

Shots: 17

Skill: 3

Emotions: 20

Woking with Youngsters: 19

Working with Girls: 21

When asked what he liked to do during his free time, he answered: "I likes to play floorball." ...Yes ah!

Nevertheless, we wish Mr Sim or more affectionately known by his lady friends as Richard all the best in the competition and remember your own quote... "Touch your heart and ask yourself if you have done your best...no one else can question you then."

What a love....

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

what mattered was the CREST ON THEIR CHEST

Check this out, IVP best keeper when he was in sec school...hahaha...
our dear NUS number 1 IVP gold medalist...

Anyway, here are the quotes for today...

"Hope that the 10 dollars saved goes a long way to helping whoever's housing loan or sibling's education," -- Kenny's best friend

"WE ARE GUYS NOT GIRLS SHOPPING FOR BRAS" -- N0 23, most hated player